A man is dating three women and now he has to decide which one he wants to marry. Giving them a test, he gives each of the women a present of $5,000. Then, watches to see what each one does with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets a new hairstyle, new makeup and buys several new outfits and dresses up nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was quite impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive new clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is much impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She tells him that she wants to save for their future together because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was very impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each had done with the money that he had given her.
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Then…
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he married the one…
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WITH THE BIGGEST TITS!
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Wow… great joke.
Please give me the last three minutes of my life back, please.
I could write the exact same joke, change the sexes over, and the punchline would be “But she decided to go for the richest man”
It also may come as a surprise, but some men don’t like big tits, myself included.
Dannys last blog post..This guy must have a death wish
Fail. What a lame joke.