As the Swiss bank, UBS announces to turn over the names of suspected American tax evaders to US authorities, concerns have risen over the fate of the age-old banking system of Switzerland. For a very long time, Swiss banks have been trusted over secrecy on financial transactions. Now that analysts are predicting the end of Swiss banking system as we knew it, many wonder where to hide their million dollar stash. We have a few suggestions

1. Go to Zimbabwe: while Mr. Mugabe may promise to never give your names to concerned authorities, unfortunately your money would become almost worthless after being converted to Zimbabwean currency.
2. Go traditional: what are the floorboards under your bed for?
3. Iraq’s an option: seriously, why not? When 90 billion dollars can just vanish without a trace, Iraq certainly is an option for you…
4. Newspapers: umm. scratch that.
5. US Dollars, anyone?: with the dollar getting worthless everyday, why would anyone even think to look into US?
6. An account in Cuba: hey, why not? All you have to do is  slip a bit of cash under the table here and there and before you know it, voila! Your crazy old high school friend who did everything illegal may come in handy after all – when he makes that account for you in Havana…
7. Dick Chenney’s Bat cave: now there’s an idea! If it can keep Strangelove safe, why not your cash?
8. Neverland Ranch: what the hell, it is for sale!
9. The Republican National Committee war chest: Invest in the war. The the best way to keep Obama out of your hair.

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